Dear readers, my boyfriend and I have been together for a year. He’s
perfect in every way….except he doesn’t wash his ass.
Sometime during our first 3 months, we were in the shower
together. He made a disgusted face when I was scrubbing in
between my cheeks and asked what I was doing.
I was like:-
“I’m washing my ass… don’t you wash your ass?”
He said:-
“No that’s gay.”
“That’s not gay. You’re disgusting.” I told him, and he looked
shocked. It was new news to him apparently. And at that
point I felt like that was a dealbreaker and he was like no
I’m sorry I didn’t know, and he promised to wash it from
now on.
Flash forward to today, we were having sex, and I was riding him.
Once we were done, this dude got up and there was A DAMN SHIT
STAIN ON THE BED. I KID YOU NOT.
I showed it to him and he was embarrassed and told me he just did
not get to shower before seeing me… but why couldn’t he have wiped
I just don’t know what to do. I don’t know if I should call things off
with him or what that’s just nasty ugh.
It was such a turn off, I couldn’t even look at him. What do I do?
TL;DR: Boyfriend promised me at the beginning of the relationship
to wash his ass.
Today after sex he left a big dookie stain on the bed. Don’t know I’d
I should stay.
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